Sunday, August 26, 2007

This is why I don't drink!

Heheheh...



Its because I giggle too much after one stiff drink,..





My feet dont go straight in front of each other when i walk


I find myelf standing in the middle of the road waiting for 2 racin cars to run over me!


I do salsa, as do some other fiends of mine, i the middle of the road at 12 in the nite.. or was it at 8 in the evening zee??? i dont remember much!


I laugh when others, equally drunk, cry in front of me! and then i find myself crying with them, laughing at the same time,.... huh?


I feel like telling someone that i'm high... my best friend laughs in my face and tells me to "enjoy it" (she did that today and the last time i got "drunk"... in Goa last uyr)


Aaah,,, but I dont like losing contrl...


Or screwing up my speelling or ounctuations...


So I dont drink... or drink only a breezer... or drink once in year...


Hehehe... shou;dnt have had that half a glass of mojito... nope....

37 comments:

IR said...

salsa in the middle of the raod, was this delhi ? must have caused a traffic jam

Cool said...

Contents of the posts sound familiar :)
You should drink more often.......

Nice New Guy said...

That's nothing! Try writing a blog post when you're drunk.

Oh wait...


P.S. Is it really about the Salsa, or the (imagined) music that's playing in your ears at that time that is more fun? ;)

Bullshee said...

Arghhhhhh!!

These should be reasons WHY YOU SHOULD drink more often!!!

Salsa in the middle of the road at 8 in the evening??! Impressed.

Rebelzz said...

Oh well.. Drink honey, drink! What do we earn for?

aargee said...

Wish I could have seen whatever you did. I really love to watch people when they are drunk..i have just seen in movies. I never knew it really happens..sounds quite interesting! oh!salsa in the middle of the road..wow! I feel like drinking too, hearing all this :)

Daroga said...

he he he he he
'OUT' hone mein alag hi mazaa hai :P
But ur control is really kaabil-e-tareef ... no typos !!!!

APOO said...

:D
How cute!
I say keep drinking till you puke your guts out and finally get immune to alcohol. Then you wont have reason to drink. And U'll quit.

Or you'll end up looking like one of these guys

Still Searching said...

`ir
nope, fortunately it was in Goa, where we caused very little harm to anyone..

`cool
heheheh... oh well, u dont want me to behave like i did in goa too often, do u.. oh wait, u missed it coz u were busy throwing away ur money gambling!

`nice new guy
hehehe... yup, i can see today what a disaster THAT turned out! and u know what, u're right... i could've sworn we were actually dancing to music, not sure if it was in my head or somewhere else!

`bullshee
hehehe...i am deeply embarrassed about writing this post, and here u are - encouraging me to drink?! no way! oh, the salsa was in goa, so i dont think we must have looked SO out of place!

`rebel
oh well, i can think of lots of other reasons why we earn money!! i'm actually very much agaisnt people getting drunk and wasted... so i dont like getting high myself!

`aargee
yeah, thats usually my entertainment too.. watchng people making asses of themselves! except for these cpl of times in my lfie, when i've become a participant to the lunacy!

`adarsh
no typos?!!! hehehe, u must be high when u read the post! i read the post and i see the "crimes" iv'e commited - bad formatting, bad punctuation, (atleast) 4 typos and horrible font - and ofcourse, a very embarrassing post! :))

`apoo
hehehe.. cute? hmmm... not really... and yuck, i'd hate to get sooo wasted!! are u speaking from experience btw?? oh and i read that post! hilarious!!! i like watching people behave like fools, dont like being one though!! :))

S said...

yeah lot of typos....towards the end .. It was only after i read till the end did i realise that you are indeed DRUNK ..
Enjoy :-))

Ganju said...

hahaha - i'm not sure why, but i think i'm a little scared of you :)

nutty said...

O you're wicked!! its Monday evening and I feel like going to a party and getting drunk after reading your post!!

This is exactly what makes this life fun! Alcohol is the blessings of the lords! Charnamrit or whatever!

Live it up gurl!

Zee said...

hahahahahaha!!! look at what we've turned u into!!

to ur question....i have no clue!! i was well on my way to passing out as well remember?

Incrediblyirrational said...

i always find myself gabbling over phone inspite of locking it in the almirah before i drink. i also get real flirtatious when i'm drunk. who cares, it feels guuuuuuuuuuuudd

mathew said...

Lol!!..lotsa fun..eh! ;-P
well but be careful that you dont drive while you drink!! ;-)

Still Searching said...

`s
yeah man! i didnt even format the post, i didnt know i had made all those typos till the next day! hehehe.... i know i was messing up my spelling etc, but didnt know it was THAT bad! hehehe... though i wasn't "drunk", just high...

`ganju
interestingly, thats exactly what my friend (who i had gone out with) said... but that had more to do with the fact that he imagined he'd have to "carry me" back home! and ofcourse i was in a position to walk back to my place myself, resembling a duck maybe, but on my own nevertheless! but.. why U feeling scared?!! I dont bite, especially when i'm high! :) hehehe..

`nutty
haha... yeah and this happened to me on a sunday nite, which is as bad as monday nite.. couldnt wake up in time in the morning! damn it!

`zee
u and ank started the salsa so u're to blame for this lunacy! :) yeah man, u guys have turned me into a one glass capacity drinker... its progressed from half a glass!

`nithya
oh yeah, i've seen that happen to a lot of people! but fortunately i never call up anyone... except maybe my "best" friend! (I've got to be high to be using that word for anyone!! hehehehe)

`mathew
hmmm.. i've driven after one drink and i know its scary what i do with the car! so ofcourse i usually make sure i have a "designated driver" :)

Keshi said...

LOL!

btw I love salsa :)


Im hopeless with alcohol too. Read here:

http://keshigirl.blogspot.com/2007/03/um-ba-ba-bay.html


Keshi.

Amandeep Singh said...

Now those are some interesting things..would like to see ya when u do all that
;)

Vadapoche said...

I dont drink too!
http://jollyrogerrocks.blogspot.com/2007/08/travails-of-teetotaler.html

Nasia said...

Good.. thanks .. now i m never even goin to try to drink.. :)

SIM said...

Are you saying that a glass of mojito did this to you? and then there was salsa in the middle of the night and broken sentences, laughing and crying at the same time? wow! I want that mojito too :P

Cuckoo said...

Salsa in the middle of the road... with or without a partner? Interesting! And just on one drink? Okay, we gotto meet... when is next trip to Bombay, wait, I'll even get to Goa if you wish :)

Keep drinking. After all life is short! Cheerz!

Zee said...

you'll be surprised to know.....hold ur breath...i've quit!!! no faint...

Cool said...

first of all i wasn't thowing away my money gambling... i was enjoying myself gambling, and was too pissed at all of you.. and you know that.....

and i am sure we can handle u like that.. so keep drinking :)

Still Searching said...

`keshi
hehhee... read ur story! scary man! thankfully i've never had that bad an experience! thats becoz i cant really get past the first drink! :))

`standbymind
welcome back sir! where were u all these days?! :)) good to see u back, i'll go see if u've put up a new post or not! and yeah, wouldnt u just love to see me make a fool of myself! :))

`jollyroger
good! nice to know i have company!

`nasia
yup, pls dont! no matter how much ur friends say its harmless!

`serendipity
aah, that didnt all happen in one night though! its just a combination of 2 times that i've finished my drink (which is rare!) - this time it was a strong mojito and last time it had been a mix of breezer and vodka! hmmmm

`cuckoo
hehhee.. yeah man! that was goa last yr... it was on one bottle of breezer spiked with vodka.. i had no idea i was "mixing" drinks till i was really high! hehhee

`zee
wowowowow!! i mailed uuuu.... i want more details!!!!!

`cool
hehehe... ok ok i know u were really pissed that day.... hmmm... and yes i know u can handle me like that... u did it in goa! :)) thanks to u all, i managed to eat and sober down!

Ram said...

ah..the vagaries of being drunk..

its fun to be in the state..and at the same time you can embarass yourself immensely...

you wake up saying...oh gosh did i really do that...

i know a couple of friends from my engineering who (after getting drunk to the core) would venture out on the street pick up stones and start to aim for the street lights....boy it was so much fun watching them at the same time so difficult controlling their actions.

-Ram.

zoxcleb said...

that has got to be the strongest mojito ever!! :-)

Priyanka Sarkar said...

amusing:)

Di said...

:O Tcha....now thats one more thing added to my list of things to watch before i die! :P

mathew said...

You are tagged btw!

Still Searching said...

`ramag
i've never done anything that would harm anyone or anything else except myself! hehehe... def dont want to venture down that path!

`zoxcleb
aaah, it didnt all happen in one night u see! its what happens every once in a while that i DO drink! :)) but it WAS a very strong mojito!

`priyanka
thanks! :)

`di
hehehe... yeah i guess people who get high are such lovely entertainment for the sober ones!

`mathew
uh oh... noooo! u didnt!! :((

Chaitali Patel said...

hehehe...perfect reasons why you should get drunk!!! :) Common Ruchi its great fun...

Indrajit said...

he he. ;D
I wd love to stand in the middle of the road and blabber my heart out, aftr binging.. :)
Only I wish I wd booze one day, which I still don't.
Liked ur bubbly way of writing.. :)
Cheers ! Hik , hik ! :)

arpana said...

i dont drink, im scared of people who drink, im reminded of an ineberiated mustachioed villian trying to rape the poor virgin white female when i see someone drunk. *brrrr*
does that make me a pariah in this world and century?

cm chap said...

Salsa... I love it... Salsa in the middle of road.. I wish I could join.. you mind???

Still Searching said...

`chaits
heheheh.. no way! not great fun, esp the next morning! :))

`indrs angels
looks like i write better when i'm high! heheheh... well, maybe u can try it atleast once, but not often!

`arpana
hehhee.. i can imagine... i'm scared of drunk people too, and def dont want to be one of them!

`cm-chap
i love salsa too!! def dont mind, and i can actually do it in the middle of the road even if i'm not drunk! :))

Arthur Quiller Couch said...

Sounds fine to me. What's the problem, exactly?